Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Randomize
