? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
He keeps bees of course he's weird
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
I need to stop being so honest when I'm drunk. I got proposed to by a stranger again last night. It's not my fault that I would be perfectly ok making sandwiches and giving blow jobs for the rest of my life.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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