Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
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I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
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You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
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