Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
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