Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
I can't turn off my feet"
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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