fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
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he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
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Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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