I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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