haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
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He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
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Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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