I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
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We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
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Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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