As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
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