And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
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