That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
a search helicopter?!
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
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