Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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