I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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