Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I have tasted many bathrooms
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
Randomize
