I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
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