i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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