me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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