Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
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i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
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someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
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His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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