i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
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You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
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The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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