Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
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Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
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A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
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