4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I just poured my flask into a drink. Then I realized the drink belonged to the guy next to me so I stole it from him. He confronted me and I made out with him to distract him. When I looked up, I realized his wife was watching. Its barely 10:00.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
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mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
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Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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