I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
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She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
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By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
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