I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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