The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
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Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
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You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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