Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
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Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
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She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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