is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
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yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
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At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
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