It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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