Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
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i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
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On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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