Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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