I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
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So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
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Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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