ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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