fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
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