Whoa!!! Accidentally took a dump in chick's bathroom at Red Robin. 1 hr for coast to be clear. Women's farts sound like geese taking last breath. Liars.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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