drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
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he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
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Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.