If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
