i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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