Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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