I got chris browned last night
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
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