whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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