And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up