my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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