dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
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You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
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i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
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