butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
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I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
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Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
It's blow job season.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
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