D3 body, D1 cock
When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
that's an acceptable place to lick
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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