i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
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Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
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You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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