she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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