She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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