i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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