'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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