the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
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