Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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