I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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