dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
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